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PLAN LEVELS:
Trump Afterlife Insurance Gold Super
- $1000 sign up fee
- $200 monthly dues
- Free signed DT poster
- Guarantee that if you by some administrative error end up in hell, you get to still keep your money.
Trump Afterlife Insurance Silver Super
- $1000 sign up fee
- $100 monthly dues
- No hell guarantee and no poster